Single Captions: Whatever. I’ll Just Date Myself

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Being single on Valentine’s Day is notoriously known as being the worst day ever. You’re surrounded by happy-looking couples in love, exchanging chocolates and flowers to their significant others. We understand the single girl struggle. Here are the best single captions to make your day a bit easier:


Funny Captions:

  • I’m single by choice. Not my choice but it’s still a choice.
  • It could be raining men and I’d still be single
  • I’m single because I don’t need anyone to ruin my life. I’m ruining it perfectly on my own.
  • Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive
  • I’m single but I ignore people like I’m taken
  • Me: So I met this guy, Me (two days later): never mind
  • I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.
  • I need a boyfriend that understands that I’m single
  • I make myself laugh, I should date me


Relationship Captions:

  • Relationship status: maybe one day
  • Relationship status: table for one, but drinks for two
  • Getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on theĀ TitanicĀ and look what happened there
  • Being single is better than being in the wrong relationship
  • Current relationship status: made dinner for two, ate both
  • I’m not really single, I’m dating myself. I take me out to eat, I buy me clothes. I love me.
  • A boyfriend would be nice but I’m already in a committed relationship with alcohol and poor decisions
  • Whatever. I’ll just date myself.


Clever Captions:

  • I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change
  • Can’t wait to celebrate Forever Alone February
  • ‘I’m single’ means ‘I’m drama free, less stressed and I refuse to settle for less’
  • I found out why I’m single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
  • The only man I’ll chase is the ice cream man


Anti-Valentine’s Day Captions:

  • One day in February isn’t special
  • Cupid rhymes with stupid
  • I’m not yours, you’re not mine. Be my anti-valentine.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two
  • Love disappoints, pizza is eternal
  • Don’t be upset that you’re single on Valentine’s Day – nobody loves you every other day of the year either


For those of you who enjoy Valentine’s Day, here are some captions you can use!


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