Being the perfect amount of savage is truly an art form. We’ve all had times when we posted a bold Instagram picture but couldn’t think of any savage Instagram captions to match up to its greatness. Lucky for you, we have a whole collection of savage captions full of comebacks, iconic quotes and even song lyrics, for you to nail that Instagram.
Savage Instagram Captions:
- Life goes on, with or without you
- Her attitude savage but her heart is gold
- Proof that I can do selfies better than you
- You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions
- I don’t need any part-time people in my life
- I am fiji water, you are toilet water
- Just like the alphabet, bitch, I come before U
- My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
- So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer
- What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
- Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch
- You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy
- You can’t do epic shit with basic people
- I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level
Savage Mean Girls Lines:
- “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular” – Gretchen Wieners
- “Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George
- “Boo you whore!” – Regina George
- “She doesn’t even go here!” – Damian
- “You can’t sit with us!” Gretchen Wieners
- “That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen” – Regina George
Savage Kardashian Quotes:
- “I hate small minded assholes” – Khloe Kardashian
- “Do you want me to list everything annoying about you?” – Kourtney Kardashian
- “I’m gracing you with my presence” – Kourtney Kardashian
- “I got all these bitches shaking in fear. Quick to talk shit yet scared to come near” – Kendall Jenner
- “I am the view.” – Kourtney Kardashian
- “I’ll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup.” – Kim Kardashian
- “Back off bitch, you need to get a life.” – Khloe Kardashian
Savage Song Lyrics:
- “I’m just sayin’ you could do better” – Drake
- “Bow down, bitches” – Beyonce
- “My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone” – Justin Bieber
- “Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?” – Rihanna
- “Cause I slay, all day” – Beyonce
- “Where you movin?” I said, “Onto better things” – Drake
- “Let’s have a toast for the douchebags” – Kanye West
- “I made that bitch famous” – Kanye West
- “When I walk in, sit up straight, I don’t give a fuck if I was late” – Nicki Minaj
- “Not that I don’t got good vision, but I don’t see competition.” – Nicki Minaj
- “We dope girls, we flawless. We the poster girls for all this.” – Nicki Minaj
