Gym Captions: Body Type: Works Out, But Definitely Likes Donuts
If you went to the gym and didn’t take a cute, but sweaty gym selfie, did you even really go? Nope. And if you didn’t post it with just the right caption on Instagram, does it even count? Probably not. We don’t want you to be one of those people! You need a caption that will wow your followers as you show off either your impressive gym progress or your obvious loathing of going to the gym. No matter your thoughts about the gym, we’ve got all kinds of gym captions for you to have fun with!
- Hakuna Masquata: it means nice booty for the rest of your days
- I got 99 problems but a bench ain’t one
- Life has its ups and downs…we call them squats
- You gotta hustle for the muscle
- Keep your squats low and your standards high
- Friends that sweat together, stay together
- Sweatin’ like a sinner in church
- Good things come to those who sweat
- And she lifted happily ever after
- Sweat is your fat crying
- Run like your phone is at 1%
- Ain’t nobody got time for fat
- I cannot quit because I am currently too legit
- My legs are hungover
- Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you
- *Wears black when working out in honor of the funeral for my fat*
- I hate you, I hate this place, see you tomorrow
- Do I have abs yet?
- Dear fat, Prepare to die. Xo, Me
- Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
- Anybody need a ticket to the gun show?
- Usually, being late is my only cardio
- Here at the gym. I’ll text you what I want engraved on my trophy.
- When I’m working out & tighten my ponytail, you know it’s about to go down
- If you have time for Facebook, you have time for exercise
- I have a hot date with my running shoes
- I got 99 problems but I’m going to the gym and ignoring all of them
- Personally victimized by my trainer
- Squat because nobody ever wrote a song about a small ass
- “I regret that workout” – said no one, ever
- Maybe she’s crazy. Maybe she needs carbs. You. Don’t. Know.
- Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy dude behind you
- OK, fine I’ll run but I’m gonna complain the whole time
- If you’re running with me, prepare to walk
- I like to run and by run I mean take naps
- Ate healthy & exercised today. I better wake up skinny.
- I go to the gym because I think my great personality could use a banging body
- The only running I do is running out of money
- What kind of wine goes with squats?
- I workout to burn off the crazy
- I hit the gym so I won’t hit you
- Winners Train, Losers Complain
- When you’re not training, someone else is
- Going to the gym is the best drug
- “Push it, push it, to the limit, limit” – Corbin Bleu
- The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen
- Do it for the “Holy shit, you got hot”
- Fall in love with taking care of your body
- If you still look cute at the end of your workout you didn’t train hard enough
- If being sarcastic burned calories I’d be one skinny bitch
- Excuses don’t burn calories
- I run because I really like food
- My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, eat a damn salad
- Cheat day is every day
- Body type: works out, but definitely likes donuts
- I’m only here so I can eat more later
- Already planning what I’m going to eat after this