Funny Snow Captions: Every Day I’m Shovelin’

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As the winter is in full motion, we have so many snow days bundled in scarves, hats and gloves ahead of us. Whether we’ll be staying inside to do work or playing outside making snow angels and drinking hot cocoa, snow days are definitely the best days. Of course, did it even snow if you didn’t Instagram it? Most definitely not! Here are all the funny snow captions you need to “sleigh” your snow posts:

Funny Snow Captions

Snowflake Captions:

  • For every snowflake that falls, an idiot forgets how to drive!
  • Good friends are like snowflakes, all different and all beautiful
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
  • Snowflakes are the sprinkles of life
  • I love snowflakes and winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle!


Cold Weather Captions:

  • How to dress for cold weather: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed
  • Hey Elsa? The cold bothers the rest of us
  • Antartica called…they want their weather back!
  • Winter is most definitely coming
  • You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a lift pass
  • I wasn’t made for winter. I want my flip flops.


Snow Angel Captions:

  • When life gives you too much snow, make snow angels
  • When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels
  • Let’s forget about life’s problems and just make snow angels
  • The only people worth melting for are the people who will stop what they’re doing to make snow angels with you


Catchy Captions:

  • Every day I’m shovelin’
  • Go out there and earn your hot cocoa
  • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, somewhere else!
  • Frozen for days
  • Die, winter, die!
  • Snuggle up and watch it snow!
  • To ski or not to ski…that is the question


Snow Day Captions:

  • Hoped for a two-hour delay, ended up with a snow day!
  • Don’t hate me because I got a snow day
  • Turned my pillow sheets inside out because I could really go for a snow day
  • Snow day, no school, no problems
  • Can this snow day last until the end of the semester?
  • Snow way I’m ever going back to school


Still need more captions? Here are some winter captions to help you out this season!


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