Food & Friends Captions: People Disappoint, Pizza Is Eternal
When it comes to food Instagrams, you have to be on your A-game with captions if you want to stand out from the basic, mainstream crowd. It’s not enough if you found the trendiest food there is, you need a trendy caption too. From cake to pizza to everything in between, we’ve covered every base imaginable. Here’s a list of killer food & friends captions that will work for any and all food angles you’re looking for:
Food & Friends Captions
Cake, cake, cake, cake
- I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere
- The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
- If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right
- Friends are the sprinkles on the cupcake of life
- Good things come to those who bake
In Pizza We Trust
- People disappoint, pizza is eternal
- Yesterday, I wanted a pizza. Today, I’m eating a pizza. Follow your dreams.
- The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza
- You can’t buy happiness but you can buy pizza and that’s basically the same thing
- “People who love to eat are always the best people” – Julia Child
- Friday is my second F word. My first is food, definitely food.
- Ways to my heart: 1) Buy me food 2) Make me food 3) Be food
- Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant
- For me, BAE stands for Bacon and Eggs
- Nothing brings people together like good food
- Food is the ingredient that binds us together
- In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips
- Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends
- Good food, good friends and good laughs
- Keep your friends close, and your snacks closer
Food Diet Jokes
- I’m on a sea food diet. I see food and I eat it.
- We all have that one friend who eats more than an elephant
- Did you say exercise or extra fries?
- Diet day 1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.
- I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut
- I’ll travel anywhere for good food
- Ice cream is cheaper than therapy
- Calories don’t count on the weekend
- Life is short, eat dessert first
- There is no “we” in food
- Red lips and wine sips
- Donut worry, be happy
- Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands
- Good girls are made of sugar and spice…but me and my girls are made of whiskey and ice
- An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
- Either you like bacon or you’re wrong