Food Captions: Life Is Short, Eat Dessert First

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When it comes to food, specifically food Instagrams, you have to capture it well in your caption. After all, we love food so much that it deserves to have something clever tied to it. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Here are the best food captions for you to use on your food pictures, that will make everyone drool with envy!


Dessert Captions:

  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere
  • Life is short, eat dessert first
  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands
  • I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut
  • Ice cream is cheaper than therapy
  • Donut worry, be happy


Diet Captions:

  • My head says gym but my heart says tacos
  • I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
  • Did you say exercise or extra fries?
  • Count the memories, not the calories


Hangry Captions:

  • Donut kill my vibe
  • I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry
  • WTF (where’s the food)
  • There is no “we” in food
  • I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers
  • I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
  • Either you like bacon or you’re wrong


Food Loving Captions:

  • I’ll travel anywhere for good food
  • Rain drop, drop top, all I do is eat non-stop
  • Good food is good mood
  • Friday is my second F word. My first is food, definitely food.
  • You can’t buy happiness but you can buy pizza and that’s basically the same thing


Here are even more food & friends captions for you to try out!


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