Christmas Eve Captions: Son-of-nutcracker!

Updated as of December, 18 2017.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a caption was coming, not even a hashtag. If you’re blanking on what to say for your Christmas Eve captions on Instagram, here are some ideas:

The Best Christmas Eve Captions for Instagram:

 

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Elf Movie Quotes:

  • I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite.
  • Santa! Oh, my God! Santa’s coming! I know him! I know him!
  • We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
  • The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!
  • You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.
  • Do you want to eat food? You know, the code.
  • What’s a Christmas gram, I want one!
  • I like to whisper too!
  • Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
  • Son-of-nutcracker!
  • You’re a cotton headed ninny muggins

 

Christmas Carol Captions:

  • Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
  • Christmas Eve will find me, Where the love light gleams, I’ll be home for Christmas, If only in my dreams.
  • Follow me in merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la!
  • Joy to the world!
  • Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh
  • Rocking around the Christmas tree in the Christmas party house!
  • And a partridge in a pear tree.
  • Better be good for goodness sake!
  • Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.
  • Tis the season to be jolly!
  • All I want for Christmas, is you!
  • ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
  • He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake
  • All I want for Christmas is youuuuuu

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Religious Christmas Carol Captions:

  • Sleep in heavenly peace.
  • Hang your stockings and say a prayer, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
  • For Christ is born of Mary, And gathered all above, While mortals sleep, the angels keep, Their watch of wondering love.
  • Oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore him
  • A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices
  • O night divine!

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Funny Christmas Eve Captions:

  • The one night I’m looking forward to morning.
  • Only a morning person on December 25th.
  • Leading up to the worst night’s sleep all year.
  • Milk ✓, Cookies ✓, Instagram ✓
  • Naughty or nice? More like naughty and/or nice depending on the day.
  • The reason Santa has a naughty list.
  • Maybe we should all celebrate the eve of our birthday?!
  • I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. So I better get started now.
  • How’d you sleep? Great! I got a full 40 minutes.
  • Holiday-whobee-whatee?
  • Tomorrow’s Christmas, it’s practically here! (Grinch)
  • Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
  • Bumbles bounce!
  • It is socially acceptable to let my siblings wear the same PJ’s as me tonight.
  • That’s a wrap!
  • I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!
  • Where’s the mistletoe at?
  • Made my list and checked it twice!
  • The Santa Baby song makes so much more sense now…
  • Why is Rudolph the only reindeer who doesn’t have a stripper name?
  • Wrap Queen/King
  • It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
  • Christmas is so close, I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under
  • Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying, crafting & watching hallmark Christmas movies

 

Punny Christmas Captions:

  • Grinch Don’t Kill My Vibe
  • Jolliest B!tch
  • Happy Holla Days
  • I do it for the Ho’s
  • I got ho ho ho’s in different area codes
  • Let’s Get Blitzened
  • What the Elf?!
  • You had me at ho ho ho
  • Drink up grinches
  • But first, let me take an elfie
  • It’s the most wonderful time for a beer

 

Santa Captions:

  • Santa, stop here. We have cookies.
  • It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the naughty list
  • Dear Santa, before we begin – how much do you know already? Never mind, I’ll sort out my own gifts
  • Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
  • Dear Santa, I can explain…
  • Santa saw your Instagram pictures…you’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas
  • Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don’t mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
  • Be naughty, save Santa the trip

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Cute Christmas Eve Captions:

  • Jingle all the way, and all that jazz
  • Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!
  • About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!
  • Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!
  • It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it
  • The calm before the storm
  • Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is not as much opening presents as it is opening our hearts

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Need more inspiration?! We’ve got you covered! Check out our other Christmas Captions Ideas blog, here.

 

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