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St Patricks Day Captions: Irish Today, Hungover Tomorrow

Updated as of March 2, 2018


St Patricks Day is the day for everything green, Irish and jolly – so when you are lucky enough to capture the perfect picture – you’ll need the perfect St Patricks Day captions to express your leprechaun love!


Funny St Patrick’s Day Captions:

  • Warning: I may be prone to shenanigans and malarkey
  • Keep calm and dance with the leprechauns
  • I’m not short, I’m leprechaun size!
  • I’m Irish, what’s your superpower?
  • Keep calm, I’m a wee bit Irish!
  • The leprechauns work for me
  • When Irish eyes are smiling, they’re usually up to something
  • It ain’t easy being green
  • Keep calm and jig on!
  • All I ask is that you wait until after St Patrick’s Day, if you’re planning my intervention.
  • Irish today, hungover tomorrow
  • The paddy don’t start ’till I walk in
  • Go luck yourself
  • The leprechaun made me do it
  • We’re all Irish today
  • Happy St. Patty’s Day, expect a drunk text soon
  • Dream on leprechaun
  • Oh you’re wearing green? Tell me about your Irish heritage
  • I kissed a leprechaun and I liked it
  • 0% Irish 100% drunk
  • Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day
  • World’s tallest leprechauns
  • I’m not Irish, kiss me away
  • It doesn’t take a Guinness to realize we’re not Irish
  • Paddy rocking in the house tonight


Captions about drinking:

  • Everybody can’t be Irish, somebody has to drive!
  • You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!
  • It’s St Patrick’s Day, let’s drink and make bad choices
  • I’ll be Irish in a few beers
  • Let’s get ready to stumble.
  • Not Irish – but I’ll drink to that, and that, and that.
  • Drunk 1 and Drunk 2
  • So this Irishman walks out of a bar… no, really, it can happen.
  • Buy me a beer, St. Patrick’s day is here.
  • Irish and hot, buy me a shot!
  • Just add beer.
  • Dressed up to get messed up.
  • Party like your last name is O’Brien
  • Just call me Finnegan, or Gallager, or something
  • Irish you were beer
  • Chase your dreams with whiskey
  • Irish I had another pint of beer
  • Don’t worry, beer happy
  • She’s my drunker half


Irish and proud:

  • Get your green on!
  • Kiss me, I’m Irish!
  • Today, everyone will drink like their Irish, and the Irish will drink like it’s Wednesday
  • I love shenanigans!
  • Get your Irish on!
  • Just a couple lads gettin green
  • Eat, Drink and be Irish!
  • There once was a man from Nantucket…
  • Kiss me, i’m drunk, or Irish, or whatever.
  • Pint Sized!
  • Shake your Shamrocks, it’s St. Patricks Day
  • I ☘️ Beer
  • This is my lucky shirt!
  • O’Boyle rules
  • I’m not yelling, I’m Irish
  • Put some whiskey in my coffee because it’s Ireland somewhere
  • I’m Irish and keeping calm is not an option
  • I’m not late, I’m on Irish time


Feeling lucky:

  • It’s everyone’s lucky day!
  • Friends are like four-leaf clovers. Hard to find, but lucky to have.
  • You’re the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow
  • You are my lucky charm
  • Pinch me! I’m so lucky to have you!
  • Feeling lucky, punk?
  • I don’t need luck when I have you…
  • Luck is believing that you are lucky
  • Each day I thank my lucky stars for you
  • May you be touched by a bit or Irish lucky today
  • Who needs luck? I have charm
  • Keep calm and stay lucky


St Pat’s Day Blessings:

  • May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow and may trouble avoid you wherever you go!
  • May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, and good luck pursue you each morning and night.
  • Wishing you a pot of gold and all the joy your heart can hold.
  • For each petal on the shamrock this brings a wish your way, good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day.
  • Wherever you go, whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you!
  • May your joys be as deep as the oceans, your troubles as light as its foam, and may you find sweet peace of mind, wherever you may roam.
  • May good and faithful friend be yours wherever you may roam.


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Kevin H. Stanford

Kevin H. Stanford

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