We all have a sassy moment. Can’t think of an ideal caption to express your emotions? Here are some fun sassy captions that will fit for all occasions. Check it out and save it for your next sassy Instagram post!
Sassy Captions for Instagram
Relationship with Sassiness:
- I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
- You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
- I am single, but I ignore people like I’m taken.
- Why chase you when I am the catch.
- Sweet as sugar, cold as ice, hurt me once, I’ll break you twice.
- I’m not the girl your mom warned you about. Her imagination was never this good.
- My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
- Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues.
Sassiness for Arguing:
- I’m PRADA, you’re NADA.
- It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.
- Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.
- If you listen closely you can hear me not caring.
- I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
Born with Sassiness:
- 5’2 but my attitude 6’1.
- Sassy since birth.
- I’m just a little princess with anger issues.
- I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
- There is a million fish in the sea, but I’m a mermaid.
- If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
- I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings as if I have any.
- Naturally sassy.
- I do a thing called what I want.
- Doing squats so my ass matches my sass.
- Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.
- I can’t adult today.
- Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.
- Just wing it, life, eyeliner, everything.
- I’ve got my sassy pants on.
- I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I am joking.
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