Growing a plant can be boring and time-consuming, but you can always enjoy someone else’s cute cactus, aloe, mint, and more. No idea how to frame the plant captions when you try to take a snip and post it on Instagram? We have you covered.
🌵 Plant Captions for Instagram 🌵
Funny Plant Captions:
- You’re as cuddly as a cactus.
- I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
- Aloe there from L.A.
- I’ve met some pricks in my time, but you my friend, are the fxxxing cactus.
- Aloe there!
- Aloe from the other side.
- Go sit on a cactus.
- A cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber.
- You’ve gotta stop watering dead plants.
Sweet Plant Captions:
- If you were a cactus, I’d endure all the pain just to hug you!
- You are stuck with me.
- Aloe you vera much.
- I’m ready to stop being cacti, and ready to start being cactUS.
- Aloe! Is it me you are looking for?
- Everything succs without you.
Cute Plant Captions:
- Life is like a cactus: thorny but beautiful.
- Succulents are plantastic.
- You had me at aloe.
- We’re mint to be.
- Merry Cactus.
- Home is where my plants are.
- Say aloe to my little friend.
- I’m a SUCCA for you.
Inspiring Plant Captions:
- Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.
- Wherever life plants you, bloom with grace.
- Plant dreams and pull weeds.
- You gotta nourish to flourish.
- Your mind is a garden.
- It doesn’t matter how slow you go as long as you don’t stop.
- Be a cactus in a world of delicate flowers.
Interested in reading more captions? Check out our Flower Captions post!