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Plant captions: Aloe From the Other Side

Growing a plant can be boring and time-consuming, but you can always enjoy someone else’s cute cactus, aloe, mint, and more. No idea how to frame the plant captions when you try to take a snip and post it on Instagram? We have you covered.


🌵 Plant Captions for Instagram 🌵


Funny Plant Captions:

  • You’re as cuddly as a cactus.
  • I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
  • Aloe there from L.A.
  • I’ve met some pricks in my time, but you my friend, are the fxxxing cactus.
  • Aloe there!
  • Aloe from the other side.
  • Go sit on a cactus.
  • A cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber.
  • You’ve gotta stop watering dead plants.

Sweet Plant Captions:

  • If you were a cactus, I’d endure all the pain just to hug you!
  • You are stuck with me.
  • Aloe you vera much.
  • I’m ready to stop being cacti, and ready to start being cactUS.
  • Aloe! Is it me you are looking for?
  • Everything succs without you.

Cute Plant Captions:

  • Life is like a cactus: thorny but beautiful.
  • Succulents are plantastic.
  • You had me at aloe.
  • We’re mint to be.
  • Merry Cactus.
  • Home is where my plants are.
  • Say aloe to my little friend.
  • I’m a SUCCA for you.

Inspiring Plant Captions:

  • Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.
  • Wherever life plants you, bloom with grace.
  • Plant dreams and pull weeds.
  • You gotta nourish to flourish.
  • Your mind is a garden.
  • It doesn’t matter how slow you go as long as you don’t stop.
  • Be a cactus in a world of delicate flowers.


Interested in reading more captions? Check out our Flower Captions post!

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Rachel Moore

Rachel Moore

Instagram enthusiast. Documenting life one photo, video, post and tweet at a time!

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