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Galentines Day Captions: For all the Gal Pals!

What’s Galentines Day you ask? It’s the best day of the year! It’s all about celebrating your girlfriends instead of searching for that “special someone” and for all you ladies honoring this day we thought we would compile the very best Galentines Day captions from across the internet.

So without further adieu,

The Greatest Galentines Day Captions to Honor Your Gal Pals:

  • I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
  • Why bother with anything less than perfect?
  • Boys are fickle, it’s your girls that will stick by your side
  • Prioritize the girls that will eat ice cream with you when he makes you cry
  • Celebrate the ones that will pick you up every time he makes you fall
  • Don’t put up with his BS, vent to your girls about it instead!
  • Let’s get pizza and be single together!
  • Wine and no men = peace!

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Leslie Knope (from Parks and Rec) Quotes:

  • “You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses…Ovaries before brovaries.”
  • “Relationships are like SCUBA diving. If you come up too fast you get the bends. And the reasons why I know this is because I was dating a guy once and we were SCUBA diving and I told him that I loved him underwater and he shot up really fast and got the bends.”
  • “We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
  • “I’m a feminist, okay? I would never ever go to a strip club. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality.”
  • “You should ask her on horseback. No, you should ask her in a hot air balloon. No, she should be on a hot air balloon and you should ride up on horseback. Oh, wait. She’s in the balloon; you ride up on horseback. You point to the sky. Up there, skywriting. Marry me, Ann.”
  • “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

Famous friendship quotes:

  • “Well, female friendships are f*cking extraordinary. They don’t have to be sexual to be intense love affairs. A breakup with a female friend can be more traumatic than a breakup with a lover.” —Keira Knightly, The Advocate, July 2014
  • “Female friendship has been the bedrock of women’s lives for as long as there have been women.” -Rebecca Traister, New York Times, February 27, 2016
  • “There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.” -Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
  • “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” -Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
  • “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson
  • “Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.” ― Ally Condie, Matched‌    

Gal pals for life:

  • “You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a ‘goddess circle.'” — Jennifer Aniston
  • “I don’t know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn’t had my girlfriends.” — Reese Witherspoon
  • “If you can find a group of women, any age, who are supportive and kind and love you, that’s the best. I have a group of girlfriends that I would lay in front of a bus for. They’ve picked me up through really, really bad times and I can definitely say I’ve done the same for them.” — Katie Lowes
  • “We’re getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends — we’re renegades.” — Lisa Bonet
  • “I have a reputation for being cold and aloof, but I’m so not that woman. I’m passionate. I love my girls, being with my girlfriends, getting involved with issues that affect other women and children who are suffering.” — Annie Lennox
  • “Whether you’re throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don’t trust women who don’t go to their girlfriends.” — Drew Barrymore
  • “I think that it’s really important to have good friends. Nowadays, you can text 24 hours a day and be in constant contact, but every once in awhile, it’s nice to just get out with your girlfriends and have fun.” — Amanda Schull
  • “I don’t know about you, but my girlfriends have been my girlfriends forever, and they’re my sisters and my family.” — Elizabeth Olsen
  • “Oh my God, my girlfriends are everything to me. They celebrate with you, they cry with you, they hold you when you need to be held. They laugh with you. They’re mean with you! They’re always there, and it’s just a priceless thing to have.” — Jennifer Lopez
  • “The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.” — Sherry Knight
  • “I still have friends from primary school. And my two best girlfriends are from secondary school. I don’t have to explain anything to them. I don’t have to apologize for anything. They know. There’s no judgement in any way.” — Emma Watson
  • “Men come and go — God knows they certainly have in my life — but girlfriends are forever. I have a lot of girlfriends but only a few very, very close ones.” — Alana Stewart

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Single lady quotes:

  • “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” — Sex And The City
  • “I don’t think that because I’m not married it’s made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage.” — Diane Keaton
  • “People aren’t defined by their relationships.” — Nina Dobrev
  • “She was stronger alone.” — Sense And Sensibility
  • “I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.” — Katy Perry
  • “Yes, I’m alone. But I’m alone and free.” — Frozen
  • “I’m single because I was born that way.” — Mae West
  • “I have love in my life. I just don’t have a relationship, and that feels really natural right now.” — Taylor Swift
  • “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” — Oscar Wilde
  • “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” — Sex And The City
  • “Discover why you’re important, then refuse to settle for anyone who doesn’t completely agree.” — Fisher Amelie
  • “I celebrate myself, and sing myself.” — Walt Whitman
  • “Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.” — Kiera Cass
  • “I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” — Henry David Thoreau

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