christmas eve captions

Christmas Eve Captions: Son-of-nutcracker!

Updated as of December, 18 2017.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a caption was coming, not even a hashtag. If you’re blanking on what to say for your Christmas Eve captions on Instagram, here are some ideas:

The Best Christmas Eve Captions for Instagram:


Elf Movie Quotes:

  • I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite.
  • Santa! Oh, my God! Santa’s coming! I know him! I know him!
  • We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
  • The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!
  • You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.
  • Do you want to eat food? You know, the code.
  • What’s a Christmas gram, I want one!
  • I like to whisper too!
  • Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
  • Son-of-nutcracker!
  • You’re a cotton headed ninny muggins


Christmas Carol Captions:

  • Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
  • Christmas Eve will find me, Where the love light gleams, I’ll be home for Christmas, If only in my dreams.
  • Follow me in merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la!
  • Joy to the world!
  • Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh
  • Rocking around the Christmas tree in the Christmas party house!
  • And a partridge in a pear tree.
  • Better be good for goodness sake!
  • Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.
  • Tis the season to be jolly!
  • All I want for Christmas, is you!
  • ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
  • He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake
  • All I want for Christmas is youuuuuu


Religious Christmas Carol Captions:

  • Sleep in heavenly peace.
  • Hang your stockings and say a prayer, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
  • For Christ is born of Mary, And gathered all above, While mortals sleep, the angels keep, Their watch of wondering love.
  • Oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore him
  • A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices
  • O night divine!


Funny Christmas Eve Captions:

  • The one night I’m looking forward to morning.
  • Only a morning person on December 25th.
  • Leading up to the worst night’s sleep all year.
  • Milk ✓, Cookies ✓, Instagram ✓
  • Naughty or nice? More like naughty and/or nice depending on the day.
  • The reason Santa has a naughty list.
  • Maybe we should all celebrate the eve of our birthday?!
  • I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. So I better get started now.
  • How’d you sleep? Great! I got a full 40 minutes.
  • Holiday-whobee-whatee?
  • Tomorrow’s Christmas, it’s practically here! (Grinch)
  • Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
  • Bumbles bounce!
  • It is socially acceptable to let my siblings wear the same PJ’s as me tonight.
  • That’s a wrap!
  • I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!
  • Where’s the mistletoe at?
  • Made my list and checked it twice!
  • The Santa Baby song makes so much more sense now…
  • Why is Rudolph the only reindeer who doesn’t have a stripper name?
  • Wrap Queen/King
  • It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
  • Christmas is so close, I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under
  • Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying, crafting & watching hallmark Christmas movies


Punny Christmas Captions:

  • Grinch Don’t Kill My Vibe
  • Jolliest B!tch
  • Happy Holla Days
  • I do it for the Ho’s
  • I got ho ho ho’s in different area codes
  • Let’s Get Blitzened
  • What the Elf?!
  • You had me at ho ho ho
  • Drink up grinches
  • But first, let me take an elfie
  • It’s the most wonderful time for a beer


Santa Captions:

  • Santa, stop here. We have cookies.
  • It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the naughty list
  • Dear Santa, before we begin – how much do you know already? Never mind, I’ll sort out my own gifts
  • Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
  • Dear Santa, I can explain…
  • Santa saw your Instagram pictures…you’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas
  • Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don’t mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
  • Be naughty, save Santa the trip


Cute Christmas Eve Captions:

  • Jingle all the way, and all that jazz
  • Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!
  • About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!
  • Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!
  • It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it
  • The calm before the storm
  • Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is not as much opening presents as it is opening our hearts


christmas eve captions

Need more inspiration?! We’ve got you covered! Check out our other Christmas Captions Ideas blog, here.


Chloe Parker

Chloe Parker

Finding entertainment and educational stories in social media.
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