christmas captions for instagram

Christmas Captions for Instagram

December 1st has come and gone, and soon Christmas Day will be upon us, so it’s time to add thinking of Christmas captions for instagram to that long to-do list!

Fear not – because you don’t have to do all the thinking yourself – we’ve created a full list of Christmas caption ideas to help you out.


Perfect Christmas captions for Instagram over the holiday season:

Funny Christmas Captions:

  • Dear Santa, define “nice.”
  • There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.
  • I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
  • What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.
  • Merry Elfin Christmas
  • Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.
  • ‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!
  • I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
  • I’m only a morning person on December 25th
  • What do you get when Santa goes down a chimney with a lit fire? “Crisp” Cringle!
  • “He sees you when you’re sleeping” is extremely creepy.


Cute christmas captions:

  • It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
  • Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
  • Christmas is here, bringing good cheer
  • All is calm, all is bright
  • It is the season to sparkle
  • Mistletoe, sunshine and good times
  • Let it snow
  • Baby, it’s cold outside
  • Have yourself a merry little Christmas


Christmas captions from movies:

  • Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more. – The Grinch
  • The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear! – Elf
  • Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see. – The Polar Express
  • Make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties? – A Charlie Brown Christmas  
  • Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. – It’s a Wonderful Life


The spirit of Christmas:

  • Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves
  • May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
  • Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
  • Christmas is not as much opening our presents as opening our hearts.
  • May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, the gladness of Christmas give you hope and the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
  • Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance – each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.
  • Christmas shouldn’t be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someone’s angel when they need it the most.
  • Christmas is a time to reflect on the whole year. A time of renewal and hope, giving, helping and sharing, but most of all, love!
  • I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem to open their hearts freely, and so I say, God bless Christmas!
  • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
  • Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
  • It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
  • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
  • Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
  • Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
  • Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
  • I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

If you want more Instagram captions for this season, check out our Best Winter Captions for Instagram blog!

Lauren Wilson

Lauren Wilson

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